The best of Ralph Wiggum

Me at school:  i am going to finish all this homework when i am home
Me when i am home:  tumblr, watching tv series, nap time, eat food, tumblr

taylorswifthecreator:

Reasons your fave is problematic

  • Descended from Adam and thus bears the mark of Original Sin

winchester-like-the-gun:

batreaux:

*points at your girlfriend* you gonna eat that

sexual pun or hannibal reference i can’t decide

gypsystevie:

ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way

anthropwashere:

jncera:

his eyes were twitter-blue as they stared out into the yahoo-purple and youtube-red clouds over a facebook-blue sea dotted with the broken deviantart-green tree branches. and then his eyes darkened to tumblr-blue speckled with wikipedia-grey as he turned to his fiery fox. “let’s begin,” he said, his voice like chrome. “let’s begin exploring this internet.” and they binged off into the setting sun at a google miles per hour.

I’m so mad I understood this.

❝ what’s your msn? ❞

— ancient excerpt from a dead language (via addisonmontgomery)

ten-and-donna:

cumber-kitty:

brandyalexanders:

drink your school stay in sleep don’t do milk and get eight hours of drugs

yes sir

He looks like he’s followed all that advice.

cieply:

i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it

geekweasley:

is that taylor swift

geekweasley:

is that taylor swift

"I would never sass you, Grandma!"