Reasons your fave is problematic
- Descended from Adam and thus bears the mark of Original Sin
*points at your girlfriend* you gonna eat that
sexual pun or hannibal reference i can’t decide
ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way
his eyes were twitter-blue as they stared out into the yahoo-purple and youtube-red clouds over a facebook-blue sea dotted with the broken deviantart-green tree branches. and then his eyes darkened to tumblr-blue speckled with wikipedia-grey as he turned to his fiery fox. “let’s begin,” he said, his voice like chrome. “let’s begin exploring this internet.” and they binged off into the setting sun at a google miles per hour.
I’m so mad I understood this.
— ancient excerpt from a dead language (via addisonmontgomery)
drink your school stay in sleep don’t do milk and get eight hours of drugs
He looks like he’s followed all that advice.
i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it