no matter your sexuality, there’s always that one celebrity that makes you question it.
"youve got male!" the computer beeps. you turn around and see that out of nowhere a brand new boyfriend has appeared. computers truly are quite amazing
i can’t help u no one cared about my selfies until i got famous
ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me